About

Not too long ago, two complete idiots decided they wanted to make a whole bunch of money. To do this, they chose the very lucrative music industry to help people take their guitar tones from muddy trash, to kick ass.


Utilizing some very unhealthy obsessive behaviors, these idiots developed a process to create the most disrespectful IR's the world has ever heard.


Now you can have the greatest tone in the world! Or….. at least maybe on the internet.

WE ENGINEER AND CURATE THESE CAPTURES TO GIVE YOU THE BEST SOUNDING IR’S FOR EACH MIC. WE ALSO INCLUDE A FEW ABSOLUTELY STUPID COMBINATIONS FOR LARGER THAN LIFE TONE! NO MORE WASTING TIME. PICK THE MIC(S) YOU LIKE AND MAKE MUSIC!